Either the most unstructured of games or the best ever training session, this one couldn't go down as an official game (sori Bloc) but was well worth a match report.
An epic tale, it started off with the Warriors convoy crossing the Louchor bridge and winding its way through Dunvant and Killay to Fairwood where.....nothing!
After a fair(wood) bit of waiting and some telephone problems, finally got hold of Pieface from the Uni - the game had been cancelled but he had told 'the other Gwilym' in his phonebook.
Never mind they were having a training session at Sketty if we fancied mucking in so on the convoy went, and if that wasn't enough treking about Simon led the boys on 'a tour of facilities' (ie they got lost).
After this pleasant stroll the students turned up - all 5 of them, so with Gwilym (duel qualified) Killer, Bloc, Colin, Rich Hapus and Meredith defecting a game of sorts (CriSp reffed) was sorted.
it was full of incidents which included; CriSp the ref tackling Jack, Juice brushing off Gwilym, Simon Tarw 'lomu'ing late comer Hoover, Bloc flying about on the wing like a young Ieuan Evans (and scoring 2 tries), Duw Duw munching Gwilym any time he went near a ruck, James Tew sporting a selection of erotic rugby wear and using every inch (and a few extra) of the field to score a try, Killer & Tarw having several lovers tiffs and pwdis, Darren Petticoat skinning Tarw, Jack ripping his trousers, Simon thinking you have to hit the post to score a conversion and Moleys 'worse than CriSps' reffing. All rounded off by dumping birthday boy Tony in the mud and 'accidently' bloodying his nose - quite what Roy the Spy from the Market team made of it all one can only imagine. The final score was (probaly) 51 all with Killer, Conan and Bloc top scorers for the Uni whilst Simon got most of the Warriors points.
Over at the pub (on the pond) Bloc kept us entertained with his best chat up lines whilst Al warmed ice cubes for the lime tray in the crack of Bloc cheeks.
Finally it was home time and the Warriors trekked off into the sunset ready for the fixture for real later in the season...
An epic tale, it started off with the Warriors convoy crossing the Louchor bridge and winding its way through Dunvant and Killay to Fairwood where.....nothing!
After a fair(wood) bit of waiting and some telephone problems, finally got hold of Pieface from the Uni - the game had been cancelled but he had told 'the other Gwilym' in his phonebook.
Never mind they were having a training session at Sketty if we fancied mucking in so on the convoy went, and if that wasn't enough treking about Simon led the boys on 'a tour of facilities' (ie they got lost).
After this pleasant stroll the students turned up - all 5 of them, so with Gwilym (duel qualified) Killer, Bloc, Colin, Rich Hapus and Meredith defecting a game of sorts (CriSp reffed) was sorted.
it was full of incidents which included; CriSp the ref tackling Jack, Juice brushing off Gwilym, Simon Tarw 'lomu'ing late comer Hoover, Bloc flying about on the wing like a young Ieuan Evans (and scoring 2 tries), Duw Duw munching Gwilym any time he went near a ruck, James Tew sporting a selection of erotic rugby wear and using every inch (and a few extra) of the field to score a try, Killer & Tarw having several lovers tiffs and pwdis, Darren Petticoat skinning Tarw, Jack ripping his trousers, Simon thinking you have to hit the post to score a conversion and Moleys 'worse than CriSps' reffing. All rounded off by dumping birthday boy Tony in the mud and 'accidently' bloodying his nose - quite what Roy the Spy from the Market team made of it all one can only imagine. The final score was (probaly) 51 all with Killer, Conan and Bloc top scorers for the Uni whilst Simon got most of the Warriors points.
Over at the pub (on the pond) Bloc kept us entertained with his best chat up lines whilst Al warmed ice cubes for the lime tray in the crack of Bloc cheeks.
Finally it was home time and the Warriors trekked off into the sunset ready for the fixture for real later in the season...
Warriors: Big Al, Deano, Juice, Simon Tarw, Jumpin' John, Roger Birthdays, Dai Posh, James Duw Duw, Andrew John, James tew (Meredith), Tony Wheredyatakeher, Lee Mole (CriSp) Jason 2 Guns
Swansea University: Jack, Tom, Hoover, Pieface, Chabal, Conan, Gwilym Lulu, Meredith (James Tew), Bloc, Rich Hapus, Killer, Darren Petticoat, Colin Campese
Al turns his back on the Warriors
As a member of both teams Gwil had twice as many friends
Colin Campese and his evil smile
Huw Bywd
James 'Tew' Howells
Roger Murphy & Petticoat - Morfa South Central XV
James trying to cool his hot pint
Jason 2 Guns tries to pass as a student
Lee 'Mole' Rowlands: worse ref than Chris Spriggs
One of these men caused the cock up
James tries to work out if Al & Bloc look like testicles or tits
New Kids on the block had really let themselves go
Dai Newson - You had to be fit in my day!
Rich Hapus almost smiling (wind) 
Have I got mud on my tongue
Rich Hapus recovered from wind and back to happy self
Sophisticated mature rugby player seeks...
Cuddly mature centre would like to meet...
Something has come between Killer and Tarw
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